NSFW: Naked Attraction Recap: The Daddy and the Savage Second Choice

After three tiresome episodes that were lacking in anything but fanny, we’re finally presented with our first gay contestant. And really, what an episode it is.

Richard has been single for 18 months, and for someone that sings in a Take That tribute act, we’d say that’s not pretty bad going. But as if singing Could It Be Magic on repeat wasn’t depressing enough, he’s constantly being groped by women, so he tells our host Anna.

“If my knight in shining armour has a big weapon, that’s a bonus,” Richard coos at the camera. WAIT, so she wants the big dick and to be rescued. That’s just greedy.